Ricky Is Back!

Posted: 02/03/2015 in Uncategorized
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Ricky Rubio has returned!

Yeah, we lost again.  Whatever.  Like Dwight Howard being a douche-canoe, it’s to be expected.  But we were actually competitive for the first time in a long time.  And if we’re going to lose, I’d rather lose with amazing highlights like this and this and this AND THISSSSSSSSS!

You can’t really see what Rubio brings to the table unless you watch Timberwolves games regularly.  Admittedly, at this point the only people doing that are me, Ricky Rubio’s sister, Crunch and Zach LaVine.  I’ve seen things maaaaaan.  Dr. Seuss-y things.  I saw him twist a Kip-Kap Blommer into a fuzzle-buzzle.  You’d know if you watched.

Ricky still needs help though.  They say the NBA Lottery is rigged.  If so, what do we have to do to get a #1 up in this bitch?  Here’s some bribe ideas to toss NBA Commissioner Adam Silver’s way:

1) Get his hair did:

Perhaps a nice Jamaican Rasta look to tell the other league commissioners "I got my groove back!"

Perhaps a nice Jamaican Rasta look to tell the other league commissioners “I got my groove back!”

2) Get David Stern to do his famous “Levitate a basketball by doing my cat impression” trick: 

DavidStern

3) Free Tinder advice from Chase Budinger: 

chasebudinger

Brah, brah.  First I swipe right.  Then I tell them I’m Brian Scalabrine.” 

Next up we play the Heat on Wednesday in Miami.  I look forward to hearing their nine remaining fans sing that awful White Stripes song.  Go Wolves!

Comments
  1. bblaw1 says:

    great week to remind us. Ricky really fits well with this team and he is really leading. Then he limps off last night. But he came back and got the win. Good and Bad to see.

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